What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
when will boys stop acting like theyre above “girl” narratives in tv & literature that involve romantic and home-life issues as if theyre so elevated when they watch shows about the same rogue cop exploding things and rubbing on his 5 oclock shadow and some dude catching dumbass fish over and over again
did this really need to be explained though?
I just finished s2ep1of My Mad Fat Diary. This show is so good AND I AM SO GLAD IT’S BACK. I can relate to so much, and I know I’ve definitely thought about at least half of what Rae has, if not more. Especially with her relationship with Finn. Currently learning how to deal with stares and people assuming we’re just friends, as if I’m undeserving. Thank you MMFD. You’re so therapeutic.
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations